i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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