How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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