careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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