hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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