My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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