My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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