great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We're too hungover to prance.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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