Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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