The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
In America we eat man semen.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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