Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
