I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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