i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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