Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
