This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My pussy is not your playground.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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