idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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