were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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