it hurts more in the daytime
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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