My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
