wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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