You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's blow job season.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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