its not stalking. its research.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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