do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
last night I used snow as a chaser
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