Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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