I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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