So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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