Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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