is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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