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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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