is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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