we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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