went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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