Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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