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  it was a mass text i'm sorry

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i just identified you from a description of your pipe

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...

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• (707): View more from California

  just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.

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  Um. I literally have no words.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours

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  I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me

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