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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day

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• (207): View more from Maine

  reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I will never swim in a flooded basement again..

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''

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• (925): View more from California

  she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out

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  this was your mom?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again

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• (213): View more from California

  And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone says I win the strip club

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This is my life. Enjoy the view

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.

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