...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings