He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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