YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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