She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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