he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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