I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I supernannyed him into submission
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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