look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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