ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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