I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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