At least make sure they are 18
Why
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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