The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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