I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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