I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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