Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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