what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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