I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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