even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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