: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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