My balls are so social today.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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