My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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