i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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