apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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