Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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